[Veto!]

Maybe the current administration can show solidarity with National Drag-Your-Butt-Across-The-Carpet Day by holding an “everybody wins” competition on the Whitehouse lawn, sort of like the Easter egg roll.

Very very funny. I didn't want to say LMAO for obvious reasons.

[RegulatorCountry]

I’m quite sure the derriere challenged would be accommodated, no reason for concern.