Class is in session. Homework on the blackboard, apples on my desk.
Ms. Vance's portrayal as "straight-man" & reluctant accomplice to Lucy's
constant schemes helped vivify the storylines in the classic 50's sitcom.
When I was a kid I heard on TV
That scientists were talking
About the coming new ice age-
They all seemed to be squawking
We were all doomed, they said
Unless they got more money-
So they got paid-now the threat
They vivify is warm and sunny
Once again, we’re all doomed-
Oh, no-just stop drilling now-
And what stupid thing will be
The next disaster cash cow?