“Michelle, uh, why don’t you, uh, come tuh bed, uh, this very bed and, uh, make sweet love tuh, uh, me, because uh, let me be clear, it’s, uh the right thing tuh do. It will be our, uh, defining moment.”
I just threw up a little.
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/scrubbing mental image with Brillo pad
lol You forgot PERIOD at the end