It’s a quiet evening at home. You’re reading a good book, and just thought about getting up and getting a cup of coffee.
And, suddenly, the implant starts playing a Folger’s ad.
You haven’t updated your ImplantAdBlock since you sat down, so it plays through before you are allowed to update it, and get another 10 or so minutes of blessed, ad-free internal silence. . .
Pass. . .
This might make tin foil hats to keep out the mind control beams useful finally.