I love Cincinnati chile. Skyline all the way.
"The Mission-style burrito is especially great because, nowadays, you don't have to go all the way to California to get a good one. In fact, you can even leave California at 125 miles per hour, screaming and crying because your organ systems are rightly rejecting the state of California like a grafted-on walrus tail because California is awful, and still get a tasty Mission-style burrito pretty much wherever you end up! This is because a Mission-style burrito is just a really . . . large burrito with extra rice and [deleted] in it. Mmmmmmmm."
I shall pray for you.