[a fool in paradise]

I dunno. When I got to the purely hypothetical question “How would you deal with a pile of human bodies using only a forklift?” I sort of figured the job was not for me.

I'd knock the phone off the hook and carefully dial 9-1-1 with the front prong of the forklift.

[whodathunkit]

I’d a asked if they also had a knifelift and a spoonlift.