FR Contest: Guess the name of Chelsea's baby?

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

OK. Chelsea's preggers. Congratulations to her and Mark.(And BTW..depending on how long they waited to be sure, before making the announcement, there's a chance that the kid could be born on Election Day. The math works) OK..but now to the challenge at hand. Guessing the name of the Clintonian rug-rat? As with all things Clinton, it ain't easy..there are complications....heck, there are ALWAYS complications.

[left that other site]

perhaps, but as G.W. Bush once said,

“My predecessor was very good at multi-tasking.”

[NonValueAdded]

Damien?

[House Atreides]

Whether male or female the spawn should be named Alinski Mezvinsky. It has the ring of truth to it—a rarity amongst that clan.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Chtulhu

[anoldafvet]

According to their beliefs, it is a FETUS, not a baby.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Or Webell Mezvinsky. :-)

[hal ogen]

Klumpof Cells?

[Fightin Whitey]

Little Creep.

[SMARTY]

She should name her baby ‘Pebbles’

I think that has the appropriate gravitas!

[JayAr36]

How about just. “OOPS!”

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Whether a boy or a girl, I expect she will name it after her mother, “Hilarious.”

[Ouchthatonehurt]

I’m thinking:
Hillforpres
Hillary2016
Voteformygranny

Or, if desperate, to change the association of the name:
Ben Gazi

[camle]

TRIGGER?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Mary Margaret Magdaline Mahatma Mohammed Margolies-Mezvinsky

[a fool in paradise]

Who’s the mother?

[rwoodward]

Beetlejuice!

[Liz]

I just flashed on Chelsea’s wedding night......posed provocatively on the bridal bed in her white lace negligee....

Hubby comes out of the shower wearing a towel around his waist....looking surprised as Chelsea moans softly.

Hubby says: “you want me to put what where?”

[FreedomGuru]

Howdy

[ken5050]

Ding! Ding! Ding!..

We have a WINNAH!!!

[ken5050]

One change....the last “hubby” to “Chelsea”