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Just a little between your cheek and gum...

No officer, I have not been drinking....

Something new for Miley to snort...

I'll sprinkle some on my Wheaties in the morning to cure the hangover.

1 posted on 04/18/2014 10:15:50 PM PDT by eldoradude
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To: eldoradude

These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn’t some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!

It’s important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.

2. Maybe you’re a college football fan. So many stadiums don’t even serve alcohol. What’s that about; watching football without drinking?! That’s almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.

Please keep this away from Tennessee Volunteers fans.

7. Let’s talk about the elephant in the room....snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you’ll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.


2 posted on 04/18/2014 10:16:34 PM PDT by eldoradude (How many democrats does it take to change a light bulb?)
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Gives a whole new meaning to “dry martini”.


3 posted on 04/18/2014 10:22:25 PM PDT by doc1019
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Ethanol is a very simple molecule, and is in liquid form at normal temperatures. I do not see how it could be powdered unless it is adsorbed onto some kind of powder.


4 posted on 04/18/2014 10:23:54 PM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: eldoradude

Sure would make back packing easier.


7 posted on 04/18/2014 10:34:18 PM PDT by ansel12 ((Libertarianism offers the transitory concepts and dialogue to move from conservatism, to liberalism)
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12 posted on 04/18/2014 10:56:24 PM PDT by Bobalu (Four Cokes And A Fried Chicken)
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http://eater.com/archives/2014/04/18/powered-alcohol-gets-us-government-approval.php


13 posted on 04/18/2014 10:56:56 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: eldoradude

Well, it *is* clever. But I’m thinking the Shot Pak is just as easy to conceal, and probably tastes a whole lot better.

Plus, their um, “mascot” is kinda easy on the eyes...

http://www.shotpakinc.com/


15 posted on 04/19/2014 12:07:49 AM PDT by DemforBush (A repo man is always intense.)
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As a fraternity alum, I ask the question: What could possibly go wrong?
18 posted on 04/19/2014 12:58:40 AM PDT by RichInOC (...Phi Kappa Sigma, Beta Rho '87..."Face it, Kent. You threw up *on* Dean Wormer.")
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So it’s not powdered alcohol. It’s very small capsules that release alcohol when added to water.
Like those beer can wrappers that looked like Coke - just a way of sneaking alcohol for irresponsible people.


21 posted on 04/19/2014 4:56:29 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible traitors. Complicit in the destruction of our country.)
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"I bought some powdered alcohol but I didn't know what to add."


27 posted on 04/19/2014 12:50:45 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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