There is no “account” really...your Bitcoin is stored in a file called the “wallet” that you can encrypt and store on a flash drive if you want. Stash the flash drive somewhere & don’t tell anyone your encrypted passphrase. Here is a “high caliber” USB flash drive for it: http://www.nrastore.com/nrastore/ProductDetail.aspx?p=HO+603&ct=e
Oh... that would go over just great at the TSA groping stations in every airport.