[Hegewisch Dupa]

Emphasizes the curling, assuming one gets to that point

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Damn, I underestimated your ability to turn a mean remark into something sexual. I would bow to your exceptional ability but I know I would regret that statement

[secret garden]

Now all I can see are those toes and what I first thought were hideous varicosities on her lower legs. I figured out they were laces.
I thought curling was done with a big hunk of granite. And some ice. And scrubber brooms. My Canadian friends tell me it's the perfect sport because you can hold your beer while doing it.