[Netz]

Christian Amampor is gasping for breath and shifting her head angle rapidly as she tries to explain how UFOs sent by Elvis, locked onto the jet just as the USS Enterprise, (still commanded by William Shatner) tried to beam the entire aircraft up.

Scotty complained that there wasn't enough Impulse power and the dylithium crystals were to weak to track the craft.

The US, in a snap decision, decided to divert the craft to Area 54 where a very elderly JFK is waiting to greet the passangers.

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I Cannaw change the laws of Physics, Captain!