Q: Did you know the FBI had an investigation open on Jeff Dahmer?
A: Yeah, they had information he was selling arms to Iraq.
Q: What did Jeff Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: Are you going to eat that?
Q: What did Jeff Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?
A: He threw away their wheelchairs.
I’m a rotten person for laughing at that.