” And when they turn, it’s not the same as a weiner dog turning. It’s a little more impactive to all concerned.”
I’ve had dogs over half my life and am very good at reading them. For two decades I had a job that took me into 20 houses a week, many without the owner’s present.
In all that time I was able to befriend every evil dog except for two chows and one wiener dog.
The wiener dog was possessed by satan and truly scared the crap out of me.
I’m similar to you regarding dogs. The only time I’ve been bitten was by a german shepard. I offered my hand and he bit it. Hard.
I think the point I am trying to make in my previous posts was made in that commercial where a chiuaua mixes with some big dog (a doberman, I think) and the dog with a big vicious head has the personality of a chiuaua, making it exceedingly vicuous. It’s pretty funny.