Cudda been worse, the man might have wanted to meet Mohammed.
A Muslim died, went to Heaven, and asked to meet Mohammed. He was told Yp those stairs. He climbed for what seemed like days and came to a ladder going into a room. G*d was there and, noticing the man’s exhaustion, asked if he would like a cup of coffee.
The man said Yes!
Then G*d asked the man what he was looking for and was told about the desired meeting with MadMo. Both can be arranged, said G*d.
G*d then yelled “Two coffees, Mo!”
Genius joke.