[JoeProBono]

Gay Couple Frees Coyote From Giant Mayonnaise Jar

http://www.advocate.com/news/daily-news/2011/08/01/gay-couple-frees-coyote-giant-mayonnaise-jar

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Grandpa told this decades ago.

Two gay guys go to a funeral home. They tell the funeral director “when we die, we want to be buried in the same coffin.” The director said “I’m sorry but I can’t do it State and federal regulations prohibit that.” One of the queers asked “well then can we be buried in coffins touching each other.” They were again told no, caskets have to be buried at least two feet apart by law. The second gay guy asked “then can we at least be cremated and have our ashes put in the same urn.” The director said “yes, but in your case I’d use a fruit jar.”