In this particular job you get several months off to bond with your babies.
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And by contractual agreement, 3 days at the birth of the child.
Not only is Pro-baseball a business, it is one of the worst examples of crony capitalism in the country. Second only to Pro-football.
Apparently, you just don't get it.
Corporations > your family & children (even if you do have a contractual right & your boss supports your decision).