Need to try this with the help of an accomplice...
Posted on 04/04/2014 5:40:39 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Two atoms are walking down the street.
One atom says to the other, “Hey! I think I lost an electron!”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m positive!”
The traffic lights in downtown San Antonio not only count down visually, they talk in two languages.
Need to try this with the help of an accomplice...
Three boys were out hiking one winter day, and heard cries for help coming from the lake. Rushing to see what was the matter, they found Barack Obama who had fallen through some thin ice on a lake and was about to drown. Quickly the boys formed a human chain and pulled him to safety.
“I’d like to reward you boys with something special for saving me”, said Obama. “Just name it, and it’s yours!”
“I want a ride on Air Force One”, said the first boy.
“You’ve got it!”, said Obama.
“I want a medal that I can show the other kids at school”, said the second boy.
“No problem!”, said Obama.
The third boy thought for a moment, and said “I want a wheelchair”.
“But why would you want that?”, asked Obama.
“’Cause when I get home and tell my dad that I saved YOU he’s gonna break my legs!”.
A buzzard boards an airplane with two big road kills, the stewardess says, “sorry sir, only one carrion”.
Where’d you dig that one up?
Artichoke
>> I wonder how many Obama supporters know the name ‘Sysiphus.’ <<
Sure. Sysiphus is what they catch in the bath house.
Heisenberg was stopped by the police doing 85 in a 45 zone. The officer asked, “Do you know how fast you were going??” To which he replied, “Yes, but I don’t know where I am.”
LOL! I really needed that laugh!
Good one! LOL!
That looks real. Why does that exist?
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