Sorry, old sport, the position... has been filled.
Hmmm...Who to go drinking with?
My alter ego, Khent, would party with: Joe Montana, LiLo and Ronald Reagan (pre June, 2004).
“That’s one weird combo. Why those selections, you f***ing freak?”
Khent would get roofies from LiLo, drug Montana and Reagan. Then have his way with them. Then he would blame the whole thing on LiLo. She finally offs herself and Khent, Ronnie and Joe have the first legal polyamourous “marriage” in the USA. And no more LiLo.
p.s. Johannson is a dog.
She looks...catatonic.