LOL. My evangelist friend called me the other night. Says he: “Have you seen that Noah movie?” “no” “well, don’t. It’s blasphemous. When I left the theater I felt like I ought to get down on my knees and ask God to forgive me for sitting through that monstrosity.” Anyway it was funny in his deep Southern accent. I won’t be seeing the movie.
But it might be worth $8.00 to see the expression on his face when God drops by, seven days before it starts raining, and says,
“Remember what I said about two of every animal? Sure you do. Now I’m going to need *seven* each of the ‘clean’ animals. I like clean animals, and I’m particularly partial to Polar bears, brontosaurs, blue whales and Wooley mammoth.
“OK, hup, hup, hup!”