Hamlet? Then Roseanne Barr could be his Juliet.
The scene was done at the height of his game as a 1980s/1990s action hero. Very tongue-in-cheek, but seriously awesome and probably one of the best scenes he's ever done, at least from the perspective of any young boy who ever had to suffer through Lawrence Olivier's Hamlet.
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