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To: dalereed
Article indicates that gas produced by "protein eaters (meat) smell worse than the gas produced by high fiber" diners, naturally!

Word to the wise, eat your grains, beans and veggies and smell less toxic, unless you are lactose intolerant, in which case if you come near dairy sugars, expect bloating, pain and very bad smelling gas.

If you are able to contain your gas during the day, you just might overcome your sleeping "partner" during the night.

Hopefully, in that case, you will both sleep so soundly you won't notice all of the gas being produced or you will be unable to distinguish between his or hers, (or his/his, hers/hers, tranny/tranny!)

35 posted on 04/01/2014 11:31:01 AM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: zerosix

The author needs a new smeller!!!

Maybe a new brain to boot!


42 posted on 04/01/2014 11:47:28 AM PDT by dalereed
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To: zerosix; dalereed
Article indicates that gas produced by "protein eaters (meat) smell worse than the gas produced by high fiber" diners, naturally!

I don't know what article you are reading, but the one provided by the LINK reads EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE.

"According to gastroenterologists, carbohydrates such as sugars, starches and fibers produce the most gas in the colon, as they do not get absorbed as completely in the small intestine. This is why vegans and vegetarians tend to be more flatulent than their meat-eating counterparts."

54 posted on 04/01/2014 12:08:46 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: zerosix

Had a case of giardiasis I picked up backpacking in the desert. Generated massive amounts of flatulence so foul my wife made me sleep in the garage in winter in Colorado.

Luckily I had a winter sleeping bag.

Diagnosis was interesting, too. Swallow a capsule with cotton in it, tied to a string. Walk around all day with the end of the string hanging out of your mouth, while the capsule makes its way through the stomach and into small intestine. Go back to doc at end of day, and they pull the capsule out on the end of the string. Very strange sensation.


59 posted on 04/01/2014 12:31:14 PM PDT by Sherman Logan
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