The Purple stuff, why always the purple stuff? Who chose that colo(u)r?
As i read your post the mental image was:
Well, I admit to startling the living daylights out of miss “flash my britches” enough that she tore out.
Best part was that two ambulance crews brought people in...and they ended up waiting too.
Doc spoke to the desk nurse outside the room I was in, “we can quick discharge him. There’s nothing wrong” -said outside the door without examining me.
“What’s the trouble?” -said upon entering the room.
“Well doc, I seem to have a problem with my lungs..” the look on his face was priceless.
He stepped back into the hall, grabbed the chart, sent me to x-ray, then stuck me on this nasty thick purple cough syrup and antibiotics.
Ugh.
As i read your post the mental image was: