[FAA]

Every creature in the forest at one time or another gets hit on a highway somewhere. Deer, moose, elk, beaver, coyote, etc., etc.

But never a Bigfoot.

[Jonty30]

If they do exist, they would have the intelligence enough to know enough about the rules of the road to avoid getting hit.

[Hoffer Rand]

That’s because there are no bigfoot crossing signs. Don’t you know that’s what gets those other critters hit?

[chrisser]

Every creature in the forest at one time or another gets hit on a highway somewhere. Deer, moose, elk, beaver, coyote, etc., etc.

But never a Bigfoot.

That's because the Mothman keeps him out of trouble.

I thought everybody knew that...

[Defiant]

They look both ways?