I remember when comedians used to be funny.
1 posted on
03/27/2014 8:41:20 AM PDT by
Morgana
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To: Morgana
I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina. Something tells me there have been thousands of test-drives though.
49 posted on
03/27/2014 9:18:25 AM PDT by
Mich Patriot
(PITCH BLACK is the new "transparent")
To: Morgana
I’d personally like to see her live in Pakistan.
56 posted on
03/27/2014 9:30:16 AM PDT by
SampleMan
(Feral Humans are the refuse of socialism.)
To: Morgana
Best be careful where you say that, ma'am.
57 posted on
03/27/2014 9:31:06 AM PDT by
E. Pluribus Unum
("The man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.")
To: Morgana
Feminist Comedian: Id Personally Like to Castrate Every Male Conservative Christian
1. That's not the prime method of "breeding" a Christian.
2. What about the females?
3. She's kinky, and needs to know the Lord.
To: Morgana
I would personally like to castrate every Male Conservative Christian so that they have NO reproductive rights, she wrote on Twitter, using the hashtag #HobbyLobby. At least she seems willing to do it herself instead of having the government force someone else do it unwillingly.
62 posted on
03/27/2014 9:59:13 AM PDT by
KrisKrinkle
(Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
To: Morgana
I’m your Huckleberry. You gonna use that knife, or whistle Dixie?
63 posted on
03/27/2014 10:00:33 AM PDT by
MuttTheHoople
(Nothing is more savage and brutal than justifiably angry Americans. DonÂ’t believe me? Ask the Germa)
To: Morgana
Well I say bring it. My CCW, S&W, and I, are waiting.
66 posted on
03/27/2014 10:42:55 AM PDT by
nomad
>> Her name is Laura Levites Shes an atheist
Yup, Atheists are idiots.
67 posted on
03/27/2014 10:46:48 AM PDT by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: Morgana
Like the rest of the feminists, Levites wants complete sexual autonomy, which somehow includes insisting that everyone buying an insurance policy must agree that womens health includes her contraceptives: I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina. Well I hate to break it to ya toots, but if I'm paying for your contraception, doesn't that make me an owner of your vagina?
Yes it does.
Since I'm now an owner of your vagina, allow me to tell you what object to shove up it so far that you'll never enjoy sex again, much less have a child.
70 posted on
03/27/2014 11:01:16 AM PDT by
usconservative
(When The Ballot Box No Longer Counts, The Ammunition Box Does. (What's In Your Ammo Box?))
To: Morgana
I will fight with every bone in my body to be the only owner and operator of my vagina. With an attitude like that, we males can just about guarantee it.
71 posted on
03/27/2014 11:05:58 AM PDT by
Colonel_Flagg
(Some people meet their heroes. I raised mine. Go Army.)
To: Morgana
libtards show their true, wicked, violent, sadistic nature. all of them that love abortion are like this woman.
remember when they said they wanted government and everyone else out of their body? now they demand we pay for their reproductive body procedures and ifwe don’t they want to chop our sexual organs off because all of us not paying for their abortions and contraceptives is somehow denying them their rights.
72 posted on
03/27/2014 11:24:47 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Morgana
people like this make me wish for tshtf to occur. they will not make it past week 1.
73 posted on
03/27/2014 11:25:40 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Morgana
Awww. Look at widdums having a temper tantrum. Get her a binky and a sippy cup full of gin.
To: Morgana
When they’re this shrill I’m forced to wonder how many of THEIR children they’ve personally sacrificed to Moloch.
To: Morgana
features her wearing an "I [heart] Haters" T-shirt.
Isn't irony ironic?
81 posted on
03/27/2014 12:41:25 PM PDT by
Pajamajan
(Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.>)
To: Morgana
They all love abortion rights, except for their own mothers when they were pregnant with them.
To: Morgana
Her hatred of God will result in Him mercilessly torturing her for all eternity. Absolutely suicidal, spiritually speaking.
83 posted on
03/27/2014 1:01:03 PM PDT by
afsnco
To: Morgana
She’s free to put her life where her mouth is at any time.
84 posted on
03/31/2014 7:54:34 AM PDT by
RWB Patriot
("My ability is a value that must be earned and I don't recognize anyone's need as a claim on me.")
To: Morgana
There’s a reason I prefer Laurel and Hardy, the Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello, and the rest.
85 posted on
03/31/2014 7:58:46 AM PDT by
RWB Patriot
("My ability is a value that must be earned and I don't recognize anyone's need as a claim on me.")
To: Morgana
Sean Connery’s “The Untouchables” quote comes to mind.
87 posted on
03/31/2014 8:04:23 AM PDT by
RWB Patriot
("My ability is a value that must be earned and I don't recognize anyone's need as a claim on me.")
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