O, boy, have I ever misunderstood your terse observation. I assigned this to another thread where "title" was concurrently an issue, because I didn't read The TITLE of this thread in whipping up an irrelevant answer to a proposition you weren't making.
Please forgive my error, eh?!
It made my day, carry on!
There is absolutely no need to apologize.
In fact, I want to thank you for giving me the best head scratching, thought provoking, quizzically mind bending moments of the day so far.
Do you happen to have any good recipes for Tabouli?