Curry Up Now is pretty good, but kind of heavy.
To: Revolting cat!
2 posted on
03/26/2014 1:38:43 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: nickcarraway
Is there are soup stand next door called Simmer Down Now?
3 posted on
03/26/2014 1:40:07 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The Texas judge's decision was to pave the way for same sex divorce for two Massachusetts women.)
To: nickcarraway
She’s a pretty girl, even with the green hair and nose ring, but she is way too young for that Bug-Eyed Burgler. Not smart of her or the news to publicize the girl, because a friend of the Burglar may wish to pay her back for working with the police.
To: nickcarraway
Police: Taco Bell Customer Leads Officers on Deadly Chase Instead of a date with Cullen, Quintanilla ended his night in handcuffs with a chauffeured ride to jail. These strange sentences always amuse me. Copy and Paste can be a dangerous function.
:^)
To: nickcarraway
“This is a simple case, once again proving when you think not with your brain but with your emotions, such as this idiot was doing, you end up in the county jail,” Wagstaffe said. I don't think it was his emotions he was thinking with, well at least he wasn't thinking with the head attached to his neck.
7 posted on
03/26/2014 1:53:32 PM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: nickcarraway
Police in the South Bay say they set up a suspected burglar on a “first date” he likely regrets. I am sure he DOES regret it. It looks to me like he was so interested in this female, that he violated the prime directive of texting. If a stranger texts you and wants to meet somewhere, DON'T go. He deserves what he gets, just for being stupid.
9 posted on
03/26/2014 1:54:36 PM PDT by
Mark17
(Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
To: nickcarraway
The name of the woman who turned him in appears in this story
nine times.
The name of the perp appears three times.
At least they didn't include her home address, cell phone number, and social security number.
10 posted on
03/26/2014 1:55:45 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
To: nickcarraway
“Keveen Quintanilla,”
Whaaaa???
14 posted on
03/26/2014 2:03:44 PM PDT by
Hulka
To: nickcarraway
They arranged a fake date at a donut shop in Burlingame. And he didn't catch on who they were? Criminals are stoopid!
15 posted on
03/26/2014 2:34:40 PM PDT by
BykrBayb
(Somewhere, my flower is there. ~ Þ)
To: nickcarraway
Then, pretending to be Cullen, San Mateo police started exchanging texts with the suspect. They arranged a fake date at a donut shop in Burlingame.Sometimes the jokes just write themselves...
16 posted on
03/26/2014 2:35:44 PM PDT by
Ol' Dan Tucker
(People should not be afraid of the government. Government should be afraid of the people)
To: nickcarraway
The nose rings are a no-no for me.
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