Look in the dictionary under "irony" and this headline will pop up.
You just can’t make this stuff up. I am getting rather tired of the clack community’s monopoly on crimes involving violence, theft, and guns..that and incredibly stupid 911 calls too. Its not fair to the rest of us who want to get in on the action.../s
I once bought a book, “How to Stop Procrastinating”
I never got around to reading it...