I would fall down and crack my head open if I tried to walk in those.
Hahahahahahahahaha! When I read things, sometimes my brain does a complete interpretation of a sentence or phrase almost before the image of what my eyes see even register in my consciousness.
And, it isn’t just a complete interpretation. Sometimes, the initial flash of a thought is complete with context, time, everything. But it gets that vivid flash really wrong sometimes in funny ways.
When I read your post, I imagined for a second I was five foot two and she was six feet tall. I imagined walking into “those” and cracking my head open!
And then, a split second later...”Oh. Shoes...”