In the past 4-5 years I’ve seen a skit-comedy show — I forget which; it could have been SNL, Key & Peele, dunno — did a parody of a TV ad for an ADT-type of home-monitoring service.
IIRC, in the ad, a white mom (calling herself a “white mom”) explains (as the video dissolves to show) how she returned home early one night to find “a white man burglarizing our house!” So she called [ADT], “and I was immediately put through to a white man to help me!”
Protect your home from white burglars! ADT: With white men to help you.
I about laughed my butt off.
LOL! Exactly.