I get a big kick out of that song... the first time I heard it was probably a month ago when I had the radio on scan and left it on a country station... I wasn't paying any attention until I heard the word "Patrón". I was laughing pretty hard by the end.
I have empirical evidence that this stuff...
![](http://www.theceltictavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/patron..jpg)
...is concentrated, extra-strength Stupid Juice for women.
There is conclusive clinical evidence that tequila makes your mouth big...and your brain small.
Some moreso than others...