[Organic Panic]

Let me guess.

Linus will come out as gay and marry pig-pen

Snoopy’s dog house will flood from rising sea level due to man made global warming

Lucy will get a sex change and insist on being called Larry

Woodstock will be placed on the endangered species list and Charly Brown’s family home will be annexed by the EPA.

Michelle Obama will have a cameo appearance promoting her “Let’s Move” childhood starvation program.

I’m sure I missed something.

[wku man]

Shroeder becomes a wanna-be gangster rapper.

Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho!