.. instead of the death penalty, why not just force her to watch MSNBC for 72 hours straight?
Whoa Cruz, we have laws against Cruel and Unusual Punishment..
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How about this punishment:Just feed her meals from the local Burger King and McDonalds for about 60 days (well,thats if she survives the daily 3000 calorie meals).
Even better, make her watch videos of happily married couples. Or even better, make her watch Oprah reruns.
Cruz, my FRiend, you have a mean streak, but I love it..