So TEOTWAWKI comes, you’re hunkered silently in a foxhole, the enemy is nearby and the ‘strapping buck’ next to you shrieks like a girl because some spider or garter snake touches him. It wasn't a snake, it was a spider, dang it.
And I only squealed a little.
;D
You can be in my foxhole, Bill.
[I’m only letting in a very select few]