You can want wish think or dream but you do not get to rewrite the laws or decide how they are applied. If you are so sure of yourself then next time you see a cop go and get a box of popcorn, get very angry and jump up and and throw it in his face. Just go right ahead and prove that you are right. You may or may not get shot but you will be wearing handcuffs as they cart your butt off to jail for assault.
You do understand that his defense is that he was assaulted with a cellphone or some other hard object that they cannot seem to find.
His defense is NOT that he was assaulted with popcorn and NOT that he was forced to defend himself from flying kernels even though they have that evidence.
So they have the popcorn but aren’t using it and instead are searching for some unidentified nonexistent hard object.
Could you explain that.