(Wymyn aren't wrong about keeping the seat down...)
Consider this before you liquor up your ‘beloved’ dog again.
http://www.ehow.com/facts_5732729_dangers-alcohol-dogs_.html
http://www.myorganicdoggie.com/health/how-hazardous-is-alcohol-to-dogs-and-cats#_/exjun_
http://www.vetinfo.com/alcohol-poisoning-dogs.html
This will be the last damn time I ever overestimate the collective intelligence of FR.