[Kenny Bunk]

You may be overly suspicious. A Malaysian plane full of faux-Afro-Italians flying on fake soccer-star passports over the China Sea through regions menaced by groups allied to al qaeda, not to mention well armed pirates: what could possibly go wrong?

Chance of any mishap is just as likely as a gay guy from Africa becoming POTUS.

[GRRRRR]

Here’s what happened...

Hijacked, all electronic comms shut down and the flight was taken below radar.

Plane was taken to somewhere and landed. All passengers have been murdered and the plane is being relabeled with new paint and identity.

Said plane will be loaded with explosives and flown to the US or EU for an Al Qaeda attack.

Just like in the movies.

[CivilWarBrewing]

And what about our intelligence 'eyes in the sky'? You know, that octopus that sees everything everyone does? What do they have to say about this flight? Can they replay video of that airspace? Not tellin?

C'mon Octopus.. Fess up! Was this a drone, a space-based laser test, a UFO abduction, a SAM launched from a boat, a large meteorite or rectally implanted or body-implanted bombs aboard the aircraft, or bombs in luggage or embedded in the aircraft, or contaminated air aboard aircraft or hijacked and landed or what??