No doubt the gases are coming from gunpowder and money therefore all guns, bullets and money must be seized.
Scientists are today circulating the following likely causes of ozone-destroying mystery gases:
1. Christianity
2. Homeschooling
3. Fox News
4. Ted Cruz
5. The existence of humanity
6. Dick Cheney
7. The Duggars
8. Freedom of speech
9. E-cigarettes
10. Johnny Football