Dave gives voice to what inside we men who love a woman all deal with. I have learned from near 40 years of cohabitating with a human female, that women don’t think like people. They have a knack and natural talent for keeping their males always off balance and feeling a near constant strange sense of guilt! We zig, they zag…through the “minuet” known as “relationship”. Go figure? Women also always seem to be somewhat discontent (???), with their bodies, their houses and most of all, their relationships (especially with those who they may have sex with), good is never quite good enough…??? Not to reignite the battle of the sexes, but I do sometimes wonder why Ole Serpent approached Eve in the Garden… in the perfect creation of God, she was somehow unhappy ‘bout something. (“does my fig leaf make me look fat”?). All I can determine is this proves yet again God has a rather twisted sense of humor. The jokes on us fellows as has always been. Don’t let my wife see this, or I’m (not)screwed!
“does my fig leaf make me look fat”?
You’re a funny guy!