Thanks for posting that. It's been a couple of years since I've read a Dave Barry article and I had forgotten how funny he was.
I am going to have to get the book:
Excerpted from You Can Date Boys When Youre Forty: Dave Barry on Parenting and Other Topics He Knows Very Little About, to be published by G.P. Putnams Sons, a member of Penguin Group (USA), on March 4.