Heh, the reason you escaped unharmed is in the words "tried" and "some". These diet frankenfoods are marketed to people who will eat 4-5-6 servings at once because the product is "low calorie".
How that truism sailed past Frito Lay is the lingering question. Or maybe it was an inside job/joke to stick it to the company bean counters and others only fixated on the... bottom line.
Wow! Chips ring a bell. Maybe my mom bought some at some point.
Nutrition is idolatry. We’re all going to die anyway. I’m being mostly serious.