If you don’t like watching the Oscars, then don’t watch.
I love it and I watch it every year. I have watched it wherever I am, on flickering little hotel TVs, and homesick in Europe where every speech was quickly dubbed over my beloved American twang into French or German. Even if it’s bad I still watch. I love the whole scene of it.
And remember, if there is an FR thread, that makes snarking possible. We take the liberal losers and conservative it up by our snarking!
If you won’t watch liberals, don’t watch any sporting events either. Or any TV shows. And get off that internet. You’d best wash your hands after using Microsoft or apple, my friend! With rubbing alcohol!
I don't know how old you are but most people outgrow that kind of idol worship in their teens.