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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Hmm. I can usually guess who trumps whom, but I’m not sure in this case. Who wins, Lezzie or Muzzie? This will be worth watching just to get a bead on future behavior.


11 posted on 03/01/2014 8:14:22 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty
Hmm. I can usually guess who trumps whom, but I’m not sure in this case. Who wins, Lezzie or Muzzie? This will be worth watching just to get a bead on future behavior. A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.

Speaking of trumps, here's what one of my Facebook buddies had to say about this case:

A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.

A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.

A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.

A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.

A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.

Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.

The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover he was 1/64th Aboriginal.

So which is a better hand: A lesbian who wants a haircut or a Muslim who doesn’t want to give it to her?

42 posted on 03/01/2014 8:42:48 PM PST by WXRGina (The Founding Fathers would be shooting by now.)
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