That commercial led to my downfall. I gradually became a wino after following Mason’s example. Mixed with a little club soda, it became a hit at my many parties (down under the bridge.)
If you’ll hold the gun on me and force me to take a swig of Wild Irish Rose, I’ll hold the gun on you while you drink some.
Now he’s living in a van down by the river.
Bottle of wine, truly divine.
When ya gonna let me get sober.
Get a good lawyer and sue Mason, his producer and director and then buy the bridge.