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To: trisham

We’re at the church so much that it seems like we live there ;-). I caught my daughter Sally coming out the kitchen with a cup of soda after Mass a couple of Sundays ago, and I said, “You know you’re not supposed to help yourself out of the kitchen.” She said, “Vinnie Mantione said I could.” I said, “If Vinnie Mantione is in the kitchen giving you permission to snarf sodas, I want to talk to him ... because Vinnie Mantione is DEAD!”

Well, it turns out he’d given this hypothetical permission before he died, not that it would surprise me if he haunted the church kitchen ... but anyway, since Tom and I drank most of a 2-liter bottle on Monday, I replaced it on Tuesday. $2 at Harris Teeter! It’s only $1 at Walmart!


90 posted on 02/26/2014 1:44:01 PM PST by Tax-chick (I've forgotten most of those languages, but I remember the joke.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL! That’s a great story. :)


93 posted on 02/26/2014 1:50:00 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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