[KarlInOhio]

Still working on phase 2.

[dfwgator]

You can be a Millionaire and never pay taxes.

First, go and get a million dollars.

Then when the IRS comes to your door, saying ‘you haven’t paid taxes’, just say “I forgot.”

-Steve Martin

[ifinnegan]

Phase two is to donate the underpants to charity and take it off your taxes, just like the Clinton’s did.

[bankwalker]

Still working on phase 2.

That depends on whose underpants they were ...