[SoothingDave]

My dog bit me on the leg today.
My cat clawed my eyes.
Ma’s been thrown out of the social circle,
And dad has to hide.
I went to church incognito.
When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,
He recognized me,
And punched me in the nose.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

A++

You're Number One, despite what sounds like a bad day.

[secret garden]

Leave it to the Soother to go ask Alice.

[hobbes1]

Thanks for the ear worm....