I agree. I have two words that solve this problem: Labrador Retriever. The only breed we have ever had. Terminally happy dogs. They love kids too, especially those who throw tennis balls for them. Almost any other breed, I don't trust. I had a mean-ass cute little Chihuahua bite my ankle once for no reason.
“I had a mean-ass cute little Chihuahua bite my ankle once for no reason.”
He bit your ankle because that was as high up as he could reach.
Google Labrador Retriever attacks.
It happens much more often than people realize.