(God prefers Kansas City barbecue. Everyone knows that.)
I live in Wichita now and can’t find good barbecue here
One might say it's because God has forsaken Wichita, but I won't pretend to speak for Him. But some people have it worse. I was in Chicago once and heard a couple of people raving about how the Chili's ribs were the best they had ever had. You just have to feel sorry for people like that.