Subject: Med School Exam
When my buddy took the “short” entrance exam for medical school, he was perplexed by this question
1.”Rearrange the letters P-N-E-S-I to spell out the part of the human body
That is most useful when erect.
Those who spelled SPINE became doctors.
The rest are in Congress.
Anthony Weiner goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, 'Male or female?'
Weiner says, 'Female, of course.'
Counter guy asks, 'Black or white?
Weiner says, 'White.'
Counter guy asks, 'Christian, Jewish or Muslim?'
Weiner says, 'What the hell does religion have to do with it?'
Counter guy says, 'The Muslim one blows itself up