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Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch ‘em Slow Down!

2. On all your check stubs, write ‘For Marijuana’!

3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5. Sing Along At The Opera.

6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream ‘I Won! I Won!’

7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling ‘Run For Your Lives! They’re Loose!’

8. Tell Your Children over dinner: ‘Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile. It’s called ‘therapy’!

15 posted on 02/21/2014 5:24:46 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)

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Yay, top 20.

But I didn’t refresh yet, so we will see.

17 posted on 02/21/2014 5:38:00 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Insurgent Conservative)

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18 posted on 02/21/2014 5:39:08 AM PST by DooDahhhh

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32 posted on 02/21/2014 6:40:58 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)

To: Arrowhead1952

9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

9a. Enter the fitting room, and after a few minutes yell "Hey, there's no toilet paper in here!"
(Can't remember gross source.)

52 posted on 02/21/2014 9:30:04 AM PST by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)

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